"My dick is this big"
Bernie Sanders, also known as Bernie Sandals and Bernie Sandwiches, is a Satanic Communist from outer space. He is determined to destroy America and everything it stands for.
His Plan[]
- Destroy America
- Install himself as dictator
- Kill all conservatives
- Starve everyone to death with communism
His Favorite Anime[]
- Seinfeld
- Cory in the House