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Bernie sanders7

"My dick is this big"

Bernie Sanders, also known as Bernie Sandals and Bernie Sandwiches, is a Satanic Communist from outer space. He is determined to destroy America and everything it stands for.

His Plan Edit

  1. Destroy America
  2. Install himself as dictator
  3. Kill all conservatives
  4. Starve everyone to death with communism

His Favorite AnimeEdit

  1. Seinfeld
  2. Cory in the House